Everybody Gangster Till Harvey Shows Up

[Intro - Zoo Barker / Carnival Voice,Megaphone, old-school | spoken | no beat] Ladies and gentlemen! Visit our Zoo! Step right up! Step right up! One dollar! ONE dollar only! Come see the KING OF THE JUNGLE! Teeth! Claws! Power! A LEGEND behind glass! Bring the kids! Bring the family! One dollar to witness history! [Cage sounds, heavy breathing and growling] [Verse 1 - Male Voice Harvey, meme gangster, animal arrogance] They call lions kings - that’s cute. Looks good on posters, kids love the suit. You flex claws, teeth, imaginary crowns, I dont have to flex, i am just shutting shi7 down. Walk through the bush like I own this fggin place. y’all big cats nervous, I’m built to disturb. Loose skin, thick hide, nothing sticks, grab my neck - I turn around , still bite your shi7. You roar for respect, I don’t make a sound, I don’t stop moving - jungle holds its breath. [Pre-Chorus – chant build-up] Everybody tough till Harvey shows. Everybody quiet when Harvey goes. [Chorus – chant, dominant | gang vocals] No crown, no throne, still runs this fggin jungle. Say it real loud: HAR-VEY! HAR-VEY! HAR-VEY! [Verse 2 – disrespectful, funny dominance] You the biggest? Congrats. You the loudest? Relax. I’m the one you don’t want near, small body, zero fear. You fight clean, I fight smart, go straight for the part that shuts you down. No rules here, no fair play, survival mode - get out my way. Shut the fugg up or i´ll kick your a$$. King Kong aint got shi7 on me! You got a pride, I got a problem, and I solve it fast, no comments. You pose proud behind the glass, I don’t break systems - they fold. Chuck Norris ain´t got shi7 on me! No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. King Kong ain´t got shi7 on me! [Meme Break – spoken brag | beat out | dry voice] No flex… but let me tell you something. I headbutted a rhino. Choked a giraffe. Trampled an elephant. Drowned a great white. Beat a gorilla in arm wrestling. Did all that before breakfast. King Kong ain’t got shi7 on me. Chuck Norris ain’t got shi7 on me. I don’t need movies. I don’t need legends. I’m the fggin king of this jungle - and the real ones know it. [short manic laughter |heavy growling] [Pre-Chorus - repeat, tighter] Everybody tough till Harvey shows. Everybody quiet when Harvey goes. [Chorus – repeat, louder | chant] No crown, no throne, still runs this fggin jungle. Say it real loud: Har-vey. Har-vey. Har-vey. [Bridge - Zoo Scene / Dialogue | no beat] [child voice female - irritated] Momma… why is the lion so small? [female voice - grown up] That’s not a lion, sweetheart. [child voice] Is it a hamster? Is it a Hamster Mommy? I love Little cute Hamsters (oh my goshh) [female voice - grown up | reading a sign] No… no, it says here… “Honey Badger.” [child voice female - dissapointed] That’s the king? This Little Baby Hamster??? [female voice - grown up] …yeah. That’s the king. They say so, atleast. [Verse 3 – venom flex, myth logic | beat back in] Cobra bite put me to sleep, few hours later - finished my meal. You die once, I nap and return, wake up mad, watch the jungle learn. Lions circle, hyenas grin (grrr), one wrong step - I’m all up in. I don’t need size, I don’t need hype, I need one opening — goodnight (Sschhhhh). [Meme Break - repeat | spoken | beat out] No flex… but let me tell you something. I headbutted a rhino. Choked a giraffe. Trampled an elephant. Drowned a great white. Armwrestled a Gorilla. I beat a cheetah without running. I beat a hyena in its own laugh. I beat a hippo by standing my ground. I beat a lion without raising my voice. I beat a Phyton knot by knot. No Flex, but.... I beat predators that hunt predators. Did all that before breakfast. King Kong ain’t got shi7 on me. Chuck Norris ain’t got shi7 on me. I don’t need movies. I don’t need legends. I’m the fggin king of this jungle - and the real ones know it. [Short laugh / growling] [Final Chorus - chant + chaos build] No crown, no throne, still runs this fggin jungle. Say it real loud: HAR-VEY! HAR-VEY! HAR-VEY! [Outro - spoken first, then chaos | IMPORTANT ORDER] [music and beat stops - metal sounds — cage breaking] [child voice female - getting scared] Momma? Momma? Why does the hamster look so angry? is he trying to escape? Momma, the Hamster scares me! [MALE VOICE ONLY] Call me a hamster one more time, you two-legged meatballs - and you’ll see. Cute Hamster you say, hmm? Fggin Little disrespectfull… … two legged meatballs! I’m not caged in with you, YOU ARE CAGED IN WITH ME, MOTHERHUGGERS! [Outro - Chorus] Everybody Gangster - till Harvey shows. Everbody quiet - when Harvey goes. Say it loud: Harvey! Harvey! Harvey! [Male voice] KING KONG AIN´T GOT SHI7 ON ME!