[Spoken intro – Amused male drawl, guitar underneath] I knew I was in trouble... And I don't normally blush. This time... Damn! [Verse 1 – Laid-back swagger] She was sittin' next to me, laughing and smiling Every little look was getting more inviting I said, "Excuse me, pretty lady, nature's calling" Stood up, tried to walk like I wasn't already falling I heard, "Hey!" Turned around, she was looking at me Said, "Hurry back, I want that ass all for me" I smiled, felt the blood rush straight to my head She said, "Oh, baby, don't wear yourself out yet" [Chorus – Full band, playful harmonies] She's a whole lot of something, now I know what that means She's got more nerve than a man like me needs I wished there were two, now I'm taking that back One's got me blushing and forgetting how to act She's more than I bargained for, that much is true But there's nobody I'd rather get in trouble with than you She's a whole lot of something, and she's looking at me Like the final chapter's something I ought to read [Verse 2 – Quieter groove, amused delivery] I was washing my hands when I heard that door Turned around, nearly dropped my jaw on the floor She slipped her hand in mine, whispered in my ear "I couldn't wait, honey, so I came in here" I stood there frozen, she was smiling at the sight Said, "You look happy to see me. Am I right?" I said, "Yes, I am, but let's find somewhere alone" She laughed, "Well, dry your hands and take me home" [Chorus – Driving guitars, bigger harmonies] She's a whole lot of something, now I know what that means She's got more nerve than a man like me needs I wished there were two, now I'm taking that back One's got me blushing and forgetting how to act She's more than I bargained for, that much is true But there's nobody I'd rather get in trouble with than you She's a whole lot of something, and she's looking at me Like the final chapter's something I ought to read [Verse 3 – Grinning delivery, building drums] We walked out together, all eyes turned to me Nobody asked a question, but it wasn't hard to see I had the biggest grin that I'd ever worn She said, "Keep walking, honey, there's the door" I said, "You ready?" She said, "I've been ready all night" Took my hand, held on, and squeezed it tight Off we went, Bonnie and Clyde, slipping out of sight No trouble with the law, just trouble sleeping tonight [Guitar solo – Swaggering blues bends, dirty slide guitar] [Bridge – Bass and handclaps, half-spoken] I used to think there weren't enough hours in a day Now I'm wondering how I'll keep up anyway I asked her to my sandbox, thought I knew how to play She brought that smile and took my little shovel away But out by the car, she stopped teasing me Said, "You're awfully quiet. Where'd you go, sweet pea?" I said, "I'm right here, just taking this in" She kissed my cheek... There goes that grin again [Final chorus – Full band, warm and triumphant] She's a whole lot of something, now I know what that means She's got more nerve than a man like me needs I wished there were two, now I'm taking that back One's got me blushing and forgetting how to act She's more than I bargained for, that much is true But there's nobody I'd rather get in trouble with than you She's a whole lot of something, and she's coming home with me The rest of this chapter's ours to read [Outro – Spoken, guitar winding down] She said, "Still wishing there were two?" I said, "Honey... I'm still trying to catch up with you." [Brief pause] And that grin? Still there. [Final guitar lick, band hit]
