© [2026] #ByDOT🔥- All rights reserved ⛰️❄️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆❄️⛰️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆❄️⛰️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆ 🎵 NDC – NORDIC DISCORD CHALLENGE 🎵 ⛰️❄️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆❄️⛰️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆❄️⛰️⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆ NORDIC DISCORD CHALLENGE THROWBACK THURSDAY - TT DAY MAY 2026 Genre: Piraterock Theme: IKEA //OH DIANA #ByDOT🔥 We sailed for IKEA Under northern skies A peaceful voyage No warning signs Just candles glowing And cinnamon air But fate was waiting for us there She stopped beside the napkin stacks Tore one open from the plastic packs Folded it out so carefully Like buried treasure from the sea I laughed and said “Now buy that one…” She smiled as if the deed was done But at the register I found A fresh unopened pack around The cart rolled on beneath gold lights The shadows danced across the night And somewhere deep inside my soul I felt the coming loss control OH DIANA… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THE WHOLE DAMN STORE HAS COME UNDONE OH DIANA… CAN’T YOU SEE? YOU TURNED IKEA INTO THE SEA OH DIANA… THE NIGHT GOES ON AND EVERY SAILOR SINGS YOUR SONG Then came the coffee, free and warm The first small whisper of the storm I warned her softly “Take it slow…” But she just smiled and drank them whole Twenty-two before the day The cafeteria looked afraid She raised her coffee to the sky And shouted loud with glowing eyes “FREE MEANS DRINK OR DIE!” HEY! Raise your glass tonight! HEY! Nothing here feels right! HEY! The harbor shakes below! HEY! Still the cart rolls on! The restroom hallway turned so still A sudden silence, strange and chill Diana knocked upon the door Then shouted louder than before The shopping carts stopped one by one The smiling faces all went numb A father hurried pale with fright Holding his little child real tight The workers froze beside the wall You could hear a coffee cup fall Even the pirates lost their grin That was the moment doom came from Diana’s pee OH DIANA… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THE WHOLE DAMN STORE HAS COME UNDONE OH DIANA… CAN’T YOU SEE? YOU TURNED IKEA INTO THE SEA OH DIANA… THE NIGHT GOES ON AND EVERY SAILOR SINGS YOUR SONG But then the final storm arrived She bought half Sweden in one drive Tables, candles, rugs and frames Plants with impossible Swedish names We dragged the cargo through the rain But our poor ship could bear no weight The deckboards cracked beneath the load Like cursed treasure from below So I sent word across the sea “To the old man — come rescue me…” And through the storm and northern rain A giant rescue ship then came The harbor thundered dark and low The old captain rose through snow A mighty vessel black and grand To haul Diana’s cursed land OH DIANA… QUEEN OF THE STORM YOU LEFT THE WHOLE DAMN SHOWROOM TORN OH DIANA… THE LEGEND GREW THE SPEAKERS CRACKED THE SIRENS BLEW OH DIANA… FROM SHORE TO SHORE WE NEEDED A BIGGER SHIP FOR SURE OH DIANA… THE NIGHT LIVES ON AND EVERY DRUNKEN HEART STILL SINGS YOUR SONG “Oh Diana…” “Oh Diana…” “Hide the napkins…” “Raise the sails…” © [2026] #ByDOT🔥- All rights reserved
