Spud for World Ruler

psy wave, vapor wave, dub, violin, electronic, cyberpunk, female vocal

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[Instrumental Drop]

[Verse]
Spud rolled up to the big debate
With a suit of starch and a tie of fate
He said "Vote for me
I’m a potato
I promise free fries and endless queso"

[Verse 2]
His speech was odd
Made zero sense
“Ban all spoons
And no more tents”
But the people cheered
They stood and roared
For a spud in charge they weren’t bored

[Interlude: Spoken]
Vote for Spud he’s got no plan!
But at least he’s not a human!

[Pre-Chorus]
Humans argued
Fought
And failed
Spud just sat there
Unassailed
He said
“I’m simple
No hidden plot
I’m just a root that hits the spot”

[Chorus]
Spud for world ruler his platform’s absurd
Policies made up of one single word
"Mashed" for the budget "Fried" for the schools
"Boiled" for the taxes who needs boring rules

[Verse 3]
Spud's campaign made of mashed dreams
He stood on a podium of buttered beams
"Vote for me" -- he said
"Or vote for a shoe"
Both make more sense than what humans do

[Verse 4]
He promised free tater tots for every kid
And a fry-day holiday
Yeah
That’s what he did
“Taxes? No! We’ll pay in baked goods”
His platform was crispy
And it tasted good

[Interlude: Spoken]
Spud’s manifesto is a golden age of starch tonight!
His campaign slogan? "Potatoes never lie"

[Pre-Chorus]
Spud for world ruler
Can’t be worse
Humans messed it up
It’s a curse
Vote for the starch
Forget the rest
Spud’s nonsense might just be the best

[Chorus]
Spud for world ruler his platform’s absurd
Policies made up of one single word
"Scalloped" for healthcare "Baked" for the parks
"Hash browns" for justice and after-dark sparks

[Bridge]
Spud for world ruler
Oh what a plan
He’s a starch revolution
Not a human man
Laws made of nonsense
But they still feel right
Spud’s taking over
And the future’s bright

[Spoken]
Spud runs the world now look at him go
No shoes no pants just a lumpy glow
He makes no sense but he’s making it clear
The world’s gone mad let’s all just cheer

[Instrumental Outro]

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[Overture] Spud’s got a slogan it’s “Potato for All” His speeches are gibberish but they fill every hall He wears a tie made of burlap and shoes of bread Somehow he’s smarter than the folks we’ve had instead [Instrumental Drop] [Verse] Spud rolled up to the big debate With a suit of starch and a tie of fate He said "Vote for me I’m a potato I promise free fries and endless queso" [Verse 2] His speech was odd Made zero sense “Ban all spoons And no more tents” But the people cheered They stood and roared For a spud in charge they weren’t bored [Interlude: Spoken] Vote for Spud he’s got no plan! But at least he’s not a human! [Pre-Chorus] Humans argued Fought And failed Spud just sat there Unassailed He said “I’m simple No hidden plot I’m just a root that hits the spot” [Chorus] Spud for world ruler his platform’s absurd Policies made up of one single word "Mashed" for the budget "Fried" for the schools "Boiled" for the taxes who needs boring rules [Verse 3] Spud's campaign made of mashed dreams He stood on a podium of buttered beams "Vote for me" -- he said "Or vote for a shoe" Both make more sense than what humans do [Verse 4] He promised free tater tots for every kid And a fry-day holiday Yeah That’s what he did “Taxes? No! We’ll pay in baked goods” His platform was crispy And it tasted good [Interlude: Spoken] Spud’s manifesto is a golden age of starch tonight! His campaign slogan? "Potatoes never lie" [Pre-Chorus] Spud for world ruler Can’t be worse Humans messed it up It’s a curse Vote for the starch Forget the rest Spud’s nonsense might just be the best [Chorus] Spud for world ruler his platform’s absurd Policies made up of one single word "Scalloped" for healthcare "Baked" for the parks "Hash browns" for justice and after-dark sparks [Bridge] Spud for world ruler Oh what a plan He’s a starch revolution Not a human man Laws made of nonsense But they still feel right Spud’s taking over And the future’s bright [Spoken] Spud runs the world now look at him go No shoes no pants just a lumpy glow He makes no sense but he’s making it clear The world’s gone mad let’s all just cheer [Instrumental Outro]

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