(Verse 1) We got stuck in a towel fort, Moonlight made of plastic forks, You said “forever,” I said “snore,” You dropped the ring right on the floor. (Chorus) Honey moon chaos, sticky and strange, Kiss me sideways, let’s disengage, You call me baby, I call you fridge, We're surfing tears on a hotel bridge. (Verse 2) Breakfast fight, champagne at noon, You spoon-fed me with a balloon, I wrote you vows in bathroom steam, You said “cute,” I said “meme.” (Bridge) La la la, I love your tantrum face, La la la, this is our sacred space, La la la, I ate the minibar, Now I’m married to a rental car. (Chorus) Honey moon chaos, sticky and strange, Laughing at love on the firing range, You call me sweetie, I call you fraud, We’re two dumb angels, married to God. (Outro) Yeah, we’re fine, yeah, we’re doomed, Honey moon, honey moon, Sticky floors, and plastic spoons, Love you later, love you soon.
