🎤 BEAM ME UP ALIENS, I WANT TO BE AN ALIEN WITH YOU 👽🚀

[Intro] YO! Houston, we got a damn problem! Something weird just landed in my backyard! 👽 “Take me to your leader.” ME?! Hell nah— TAKE ME TO YOUR MOTHERSHIP! [Chorus] Beam me up, aliens, I wanna fly with you, Take me to the stars, show me what them saucers do! Beam me up, aliens, I’m ready for the crew, I don’t wanna be human— I wanna be an alien with you! Green lights flashing, UFO outside, Neighbors on the porch like, “What the hell just arrived?” I said, “Grab your damn bags, we leaving tonight!” Alien said, “You sure?” I said, “HELL YEAH, LET’S RIDE!” [Verse 1] I jumped in the spaceship wearing Crocs and a robe, Alien looked at me like, “Bro, what the fuck you wore?” I said, “This is fashion from the planet Earth.” He said, “That explains why humans are cursed.” Control panel blinking, buttons everywhere, I pressed one button—now we floating in the air! Alien yelling, “DON’T TOUCH THAT!” Too late, my dude— I accidentally launched us straight through Saturn’s moon! [Chorus] Beam me up, aliens, I wanna fly with you, Take me to the stars, show me what them saucers do! Beam me up, aliens, I’m ready for the crew, I don’t wanna be human— I wanna be an alien with you! [Verse 2] Alien got three eyes and a twelve-foot grin, I said, “Damn, bro, where the hell you been?” He said, “We’ve been watching Earth since ’82.” I said, “Then you already know what humans do!” They got alien snacks, everything glows, One little space chip made my whole face explode— Not literally, but damn, it felt close, Now I’m seeing six planets and talking to ghosts! I got abducted, but I’m having a blast, Alien DJ playing future-ass tracks, I said, “Turn that shit up!” He said, “We’re already at ten.” I said, “TURN IT UP TO ELEVEN, MY FRIEND!” [Bridge] 👽 “Do you miss Earth?” Hell no! 👽 “Do you miss humans?” Hell no! 👽 “Do you wanna go home?” HELL NO! BEAM THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK UP! [Final Chorus] Beam me up, aliens, I wanna fly with you, Take me past the Milky Way and watch the galaxy move! Beam me up, aliens, I’m joining the crew, Goodbye, Planet Earth— I’M AN ALIEN NOW TOO! [Outro] Houston, you can keep your planet. I got a spaceship. I got three-eyed homies. I got cosmic snacks. 👽 “Where are we going?” 🚀 “EVERY FUCKING WHERE.” BEAM. ME. UP. WOOOOOOOOOO! 👽🚀💀