[Verse 1] In the land of filth and curry, where they schidtt in the street, Lived a poo with a ‘tude by the name of Pajeet! Packee, Chineez, low caste, seek or jane, He'll take on any challenge, even a train! [Chorus] Pajeet! open Bobs and show vagene! Pajeet! Ma’am why did you redeem! He’ll swim corpse filled rivers, gang raip baboons, Just don’t tell him to take his poo to the loo! [Verse 2] He worships sacred cows, with reverence and glee, He showers with their dung, gargles with their peee! “This is Microsoft” bloody bich basterd Scamming grandma with scams he has mastered! [Chorus] Pajeet! open Bobs and show vagene! Pajeet! Ma’am why did you redeem! He’ll swim corpse filled rivers, gang raip baboons, Just don’t tell him to take his poo to the loo! [Bridge] With dreams of Brampton, Ontario, filling him with glee, He'll do whatever it takes, he’ll fake his degree! Obtaining that student visa, his ticket to the West, Putting his uber and grubhub skills to the test! [Chorus] Pajeet! open Bobs and show vagene! Pajeet! Ma’am why did you redeem! He’ll swim corpse filled rivers, gang raip baboons, Just don’t tell him to take his poo to the loo!


