Give Me That Milk

[Verse 1] Hold me upside-down over a barrel of cream, baby Cold or piping hot Frothy, condensed, steamed, baby Take me to the Holstein farm Show me the whey and curds Make me ricotta or mascarpone Make me butter, watch it churn Skim over that top, I don’t care Strawberry or chocolate, I don’t care I need that lactose in my system I need that حليب, fat, and casein From a caprine, or an ovine Or an equine, or a bovine All I know is, almonds, soy or Coconuts, can’t be my au lait [Chorus] ¿Necesita cajeta? Baby, tres leches I’m talking about, talking about, baby, that dairy! You got it? The 牛奶, The A2, the pipeline The whipping, the whipped, crème fraîche, I’m crying Give me that milk, baby Give me that milk [Verse 2] Some days I wish I could be cereal Pour milk all over me for real Wish I was Lactobacillus bulgaricus But I can live vicariously Through the yogurt My love is overt I need that cheese I’m begging you, begging you, please! My love for milk is tough to tabulate I try to get some every single day Even cultured, dried, or coagulated Tell Little Miss Muffet that She can be my milkmaid I’m about two percent sure There’s more room in my house Gimme that kefir or that custard Or that cream oh so sour I’d even drink it if it looked dubious Do giraffes have milk? Do camels? Even if it is marsupious Gotta love what makes us mammals By the gallon, quart, or bottle I’m a milkman and it shows If it goes down my epiglottal I won’t stop coughing till it’s coming out of my nose! [Chorus 2] When it comes to milk, there is no other Pour a glass and watch it ripple Fill a bucket from the udder Or just drink it from the nipple You got it? That milkshake, that cheesecake, that ice cream It’s filtered, homogenized, and pasteurized, I’m dying! Give me that milk, baby Give me that milk [Chorus, softly] ¿Necesita catalana? Dulce de leche I’m talking about, talking about, baby, that dairy! You got it? The latte, the молоко, the ਦੁੱਧ The cheddar, paneer, and the eggnog supply it! Give me that milk, baby Give me that milk Give me that milk, baby Give me that milk