thou shall not touch green lasers 40k

Hear me, warriors of the stars! Your guns were blessed to fire in pink! And yet you covet the green beams? No matter how shiny No matter how COOL they seem. [chorus] Thou shalt not touch the green lasers Thou shalt not touch the green lasers They’re not your weapon, they’re your ENEMY [verse 1] Across the void, the whispers spread, Green beams look sick, the heretics said. But every shot, unstable, wild, Turns battlefields into funeral piles. [bridge] Oooh look they shimmer like emerald fire NO! RESIST! DESIRE IS A LIAR! [chorus] Thou shalt not touch the green lasers! Even if they shoot like sabers, Keep them OUT of your damn hands! [verse 2] Legends speak of squads undone, Who swapped their pink for the cursed green guns. They thought the color would bring them fame, Now their ashes drift with forgotten names! Fire the pink! Reject the green! The Space King RULES your war machine! The galaxy is mine. The pink beams are eternal. The green glow is treason. [chorus] THOU SHALT NOT TOUCH THE GREEN LASERS! THOU SHALT NOT TOUCH THE GREEN LASERS! Or perish in heretic shame! No matter how cool no matter how bright Green lasers are death in the Space King’s sight. NO TO GREEN LASERS GREEN LASERS be DAMNED PINK IS ETERNAL GREEN IS BETRAYAL So it is written so it shall be fired only in pink.