[short instrumental intro] [verse 1] I sleep all day, I snack all night I dodge the thirst, I dodge the bite I was vegan before the turn Now I starve while the others burn No pets, no thralls, no lovers tied I won’t drink blood from someone’s side So I’m the freak in vampire eyes Still pale, still hungry, still alive [chorus] No one wants to kiss a vegan vampire Cold as ice, but my ethics are higher Mocked by the living, shunned by the dead I dream of red, but I chew on bread No one wants to kiss a vegan vampire— [verse 2] I’ve tried the beans, I’ve tried the greens I’ve tried to live on soy proteins But pulses pound in every street And nothing plants can grow can beat They laugh at me, they bare their teeth They dance on blood and call it sweet I turn away, I fake my smile But I’ve been starving all the while [chorus] No one wants to kiss a vegan vampire Too much hunger, not enough desire They want the fangs, the cruel romance Not someone starving in second-hand pants No one wants to kiss a vegan vampire— [bridge] I didn’t bite, I didn’t break I just got tired of the ache A clinic tech with zero shame Said, “Bagged is clean. It’s just the same.” A crimson bag, no screams inside— It wasn’t warm. But neither am I [verse 3] Now I keep two in the freezer chest Labeled “Snack” and “Do your best” It’s not a thrill, it’s not a feast But it’s enough to tame the beast I’ve got no crowd, I’ve got no ties Just blood bags, hunger, and my thighs I’m not their queen, I’m not their curse I’m just the girl who chose it worse [final chorus] No one wants to kiss a vegan vampire But I don’t bend, and I don’t tire I’ll sip the cold, I’ll keep my vow I’m not their toy, I’m living now No one wants to kiss a vegan vampire— But I’m still here, and I won’t expire [outro] [fade out]
