My neighbor's got a llama She shows it off on TikTok She's got like twenty thousand fans And one time at a party I saw this girl with a pet parrot It said some very funny things And I can't get a dog 'Cause I've got no time I don't know how to take care of a cat But there's one thing that I can have I want a goat Goat I want a goat I want a goat Goat I want a goat My friend's got a ferret His other friend's got a gerbil His other friend's got a snake And when I went to LA I saw this lady with a monkey And I just can't stop thinkin' 'bout it