[Verse 1] Out in the woods, no cell phone bars Just two dudes tryin’ to camp with the stars Kevin brought snacks, Miles brought a tent Neither of ‘em knew where the directions went With a crooked old compass and a busted-up map They laughed so hard, they fell in the sap Telling dad jokes so bad they hurt, Like “Why’d the tree leave? It woodn’t stay for dessert!” [Chorus] 🎶 Kevin and Miles, two wild guys, Making cringe jokes under moonlit skies Marshmallows burnin’, laughter high Campin’ like pros—yeah, totally a lie But give ‘em a fire, give ‘em some space, They’ll roast you with puns 'til you leave the place 🎶 [Verse 2] Kevin said, “Hey, wanna hear a joke?” Before he could start, Miles started to choke From laughing so hard at a pun from before: “Why don’t bears wear socks? 'Cause they have bare paws!” They tried to fish, but tangled the line Turned their canoe into a slip-n-slide Mosquitoes fled just to avoid the sound Of jokes so cringe they scared the bugs outta town [Chorus] 🎶 Kevin and Miles, chaos in boots Yellin’ “dad jokes rock!” in their camping suits They light up the night with their goofy charm Scaring raccoons off the trail with their punchline harm Give ‘em a trail and they’ll take the wrong way, But you’ll laugh so hard that you’ll wanna stay 🎶 [Bridge] Some say they're fools, some say they're weird But they’re the kings of campin’ when the smoke’s cleared With every bad pun and marshmallow fight They make the woods feel just right [Final Chorus] 🎶 Kevin and Miles, legends of the flame Turnin’ cringe to gold in the campfire game They may not know north from the back of their hand, But they’ll joke 'til the end—ain’t it grand? So here’s to the weirdos who always smile— Raise your s’more sticks for Kevin and Miles! 🎶 (Ends with them both yelling over each other:) KEVIN: “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshh!” MILES: “Why’d the tent break up? It felt too intense!” BOTH: “WOOOOO!” 🔥😂
