[Verse 1] Pulled up to the house at the top of the hill Looked like a graveyard threw up on the sill Mailbox hissed, door said “chill” But I’m nosy as heck, so I walked in still Scary doors, squeaky floors What’s that drip comin’ under the drawers? Clock tick-tockin' like it’s countin' my soul Then the fridge threw ice like it’s playin' a role [Pre-Chorus] Mirror said “leave,” but I don’t take hints Toilet just flushed and I ain’t been since I heard a laugh, like a grandma ghost Smelled old soup and burnt-up toast [Chorus] Scary doors, squeaky floors Something strange is right behind me I ain't sleepin' here, not likely Somebody call my cousin Mikey Scary doors, squeaky floors Lights blink twice like they don't like me Something touched my leg — I’m fightin’ Or runnin'... both... I’m undecidin’ [Verse 2] Found a note that said “GET OUT” in jam Then a doll turned her head like “yes ma’am” TV came on — no signal, just jazz And a cat walked by wearin’ grandpa’s mask I tripped on a rug, landed in slime My phone said “nope” — not this time A broom floated by, offered me tea I said “nah,” then it cursed at me [Bridge] Oh no, oh wow, there’s a choir of bats Singin’ “Happy Birthday” — and I ain’t into that The stairs just laughed when I tried to run And the fridge yelled “Tag! You’re fun!” [Chorus] Scary doors, squeaky floors Something strange is right behind me I ain't sleepin' here, not likely Somebody call my cousin Mikey Scary doors, squeaky floors Lights blink twice like they don't like me Something touched my leg — I’m fightin’ Or runnin'... both... I’m undecidin’ [Outro] Never trust a house with a face on the rug Or soup on the ceiling and a whisperin’ mug If you hear a creak and a laugh that’s grimy... Run. Don’t look back. Especially behind me.
