[Verse] I hear from many young men That they find it difficult to meet young women In a public setting In other words The online culture Has destroyed the ability to spontaneously meet strangers [Prechorus] As such I thought I would share A few words that I used in my youth To meet someone that I found compelling I would ask [Chorus] "May I meet you?" May I meet you? May I meet you? [Verse 2] She’ll say "yes!” and the rest is history And then you’ll leave the bar And she’ll be kissing you You’ll say "This is all thanks to Bill Ackman" Then you’ll be married with kids. its happening [Chorus] May I meet you? May I meet you? May I meet you? (say it with me!) May I meet you? [soft singing] You should meet…. her
