A Spark of Pure Genius - Artillerist Artificer Song

[Intro] Adjust the aetheric dial and prime the core, I’ve built what no mortal has dreamed of before! Ignite the Magical Tinkering light, My brilliant mind is a terrifying sight! [Verse 1] I twist the Infusion and tighten the screw, Developing tech that is shiny and new! My Arcane Firearm is etched in fine gold, A story of mastery yet to be told! [Pre-chorus 1] With a click and a whir of the mana-link gear, The greatest inventor in history is here! [Chorus 1] Behold this spark of pure genius I claim, The world will soon tremble at hearing my name! With a zap and a sizzle, the energy flows, Where the power will stop, well, nobody knows! [Verse 2] The Eldritch Cannon is humming a tune, I’ll reach for the stars and I’ll bypass the moon! Ignore all the smoke and the "danger" displays, I’ve mastered the Artillerist violent ways! [Pre-chorus 2] With a pop and a hiss from the pressure-valve seal, My intellectual triumph is becoming quite real! [Chorus 2] Witness the spark of pure genius at play, I’ve conquered the physics of night and of day! The Arcane Firearm is locked on the prize, Look at the wonder reflecting my eyes! [Bridge] Wait, why is the mana transference red? Perhaps I should duck or I’ll end up quite dead! The Arcane Capacitor starts to vibrate, It’s far too much glory for one little plate! [Pre-chorus 3] With a boom and a crash and a terrible sound, My workshop is leveled right into the ground! [EIC FINAL Chorus] Ignore that the spark of pure genius just blew, It was clearly too much for a lab that was new! The zap and the sizzle were perfect and bright, I’ve simply invented a brand new type of light! Though the roof is on fire and the walls are all gone, The pride of the maker continues to dawn! I’ll rebuild it bigger, I’ll rebuild it tall, My genius is clearly the best of them all!