[Verse] Brayton's on a midnight flight He's lookin' for a pretty face He can't stay outta trouble So he leaves the States And if you ask him where he's goin' He'll say "It's to clear my head" But really He's just lookin' for A foreign lady in his bed [Chorus] Brayton The master of Thailand bar girls He thinks he's king of the Thai land whores Brayton The master of Thailand bar girls He thinks he's king of the Thai land whores [Verse 2] You can see him on the strip Wearin' his Crocs and floral print Takin' pictures of the dancers He's as happy as he's been And he's postin' all the selfies Sayin' "Look at this life" But if you look a little closer You can see the regret in his eyes [Chorus] Brayton The master of Thailand bar girls He thinks he's king of the Thai land whores Brayton The master of Thailand bar girls He thinks he's king of the Thai land whores [Bridge] When his money runs out When his money runs out When his money runs out Will he stay? [Chorus] Brayton The master of Thailand bar girls He thinks he's king of the Thai land whores Brayton The master of Thailand bar girls He thinks he's king of the Thai land whores [Outro] Brayton The master of Thailand bar girls He thinks he's king of the Thai land whores