Complaints of the Opposite Sex

[Intro] [Verse] You bought two percent, I said whole Lights on in every room you left You'd lose a bet with a GPS And you snore like a saint with a debt If I wanted a roommate I'd rent If I wanted a mind reader I'd wait [Chorus] singing the complaints of the opposite sex has some wonderful effects OH YEAH! Its a bunch of fun revved the fuck up Is it time to fight or time to run [Verse] You dance like the floor is lava Grill's your whole personality Tools in my kitchen drawer again Anniversary? you guessed Tuesday Say it back without me prompting Say it back, don't nod, say it [Chorus] singing the complaints of the opposite sex has some wonderful effects OH YEAH! Its a bunch of fun revved the fuck up Is it time to fight or time to run [Bridge] Well it either calms them down and who knows maybe get a laugh OH YEAH! Its a bunch of fun revved the fuck up Is it time to fight or time to run OR it revs them up right, Funny because its almost always the second one going down the wrong path rage the red alert light with all of hells fiery wrath [Chorus - yodel on OH YEAH] singing the complaints of the opposite sex has some wonderful effects OH YEAH! Its a bunch of fun revved the fuck up Is it time to fight or time to run [Outro - male singsong yodel, bagpipes] Did you unplug the iron You said you'd be five minutes That's not where the ketchup goes Stop poking it, it'll cook We have food at home We have food at home Who's going to feed the dog Who's going to feed the dog I already told you twice I already told you twice Yes I'm mad No I'm not Yes I am Take a jacket