[Intro] [Instrumental][Synth] Pirates Gotta Slay (Even on the Run)(on the run)run [Verse 1] We sail the seas with style and flair, Our eyeliner’s perfect, our locks in the air. A cutlass in one hand, a mirror in the other, No pirate worth their salt could look like no bother. Swashbuckling’s fun, but let’s get it straight, A pirate’s image? That’s first-rate! From tricorn hats to boots so fine, We’re not just thieves; we’re a fashion line. [Chorus] Yo ho ho, and a bottle of shine, Our treasure’s our look, it’s borderline divine! Whether sword-fighting foes or out on the run, We slay on the seas ‘til the day is done. [Verse 2] They say “Why the lace?” as we raid and loot, But a pirate’s gotta match the boots to the suit! The kraken might strike, the cannons may boom, But we’ll still be glowing in the pale moon. Captain Jack taught us to swagger with grace, Lip balm handy, just in case. Curse us if you will, we’ll take the hit, But smudged eyeliner? Now that’s legit! [Chorus] Yo ho ho, and a bottle of shine, Our treasure’s our look, it’s borderline divine! Whether sword-fighting foes or out on the run, We slay on the seas ‘til the day is done. [Bridge] Even on the plank, we’re looking fly, With our silk bandanas and a twinkling eye. Gold teeth gleaming, belts all snug, Even our parrot’s got a custom mug. They shout, “Walk the plank!” we respond, “But wait, Does this angle show my outfit great?” Pose for the sketch, make it look grand, Even Davy Jones would understand! [Chorus] Yo ho ho, and a bottle of shine, Our treasure’s our look, it’s borderline divine! Whether sword-fighting foes or out on the run, We slay on the seas ‘til the day is done. [Outro] So here’s to the pirates who care for the flair, Who fight with panache and debonair air. From Caribbean tides to Tortuga’s bar, Fashion’s the treasure, and we’re the stars. Yo ho ho, it’s the pirate way, Look sharp, steal gold, and call it a day!


