No Oven - No Kids

\(Intro – Witchy, gesprochen, geheimnisvoll\) Knock, knock… who's there? Hansel? Gretel? Oh, darling… this is going to be interesting. Hehehehe… \(Verse 1\) There was a knock upon my door, Two little shadows on the floor. A boy and girl with eyes so wide, A little birdie by their side. “Are you the witch from stories told? The one with candy made of gold? The one who bakes the kids all day?” I nearly dropped my magic tea! “Now wait a minute, let me say…” \(Pre-Chorus\) I got no oven, got no sweets, Just dusty books and dancing feet. I don't catch children, that's not my style, I haven't done that in a thousand miles! The cat looked up and shook her head, A tiny spider jumped in bed. \(Chorus – Witchy\) 🔥 No oven, no kids, no gingerbread house, I'm just a witch with a black little mouse! I don't steal children, I don't bake them too, I've got better things that I'd rather do! No oven, no kids, so get that straight, I make my magic and I decorate! If you came for trouble, you're out of luck, But come on in, we can have some fun! No oven! No kids! That's Witchy's little trick! \(Verse 2 – Hänsel & Gretel\) “But the book said witches love to cook, And every witch has got a crooked look!” “Well, darling children, books can lie, And some old stories never die. My kitchen's full of herbs and smoke, I've got a kettle and a cloak. No candy walls, no sugar door, Just muddy boots upon my floor!” Gretel whispered, “She's kinda nice…” Hänsel said, “Can we stay the night?” \(Pre-Chorus – Witchy\) I showed them crystals, showed them stars, My magic map of distant Mars. The black cat purred, the candles danced, A little ghost joined in the trance. I said, “You two have come to see The wrongest witch in history!” \(Chorus – All\) 🔥 No oven, no kids, no gingerbread house, She's just a witch with a black little mouse! She doesn't steal children, she doesn't bake, She makes weird potions and chocolate cake! No oven, no kids, so get that straight, We've got some magic on our plate! If you came for trouble, you're out of luck, But come on in, we can have some fun! No oven! No kids! That's Witchy's little trick! \(Bridge – Spoken dialogue\) Hänsel: “So… you really don't eat children?” Witchy: “Absolutely not! I'm a vegetarian… most of the time.” Gretel: “And where's your oven?” Witchy: “I told you, darling! I haven't got one!” Witchy’s cat: Meeeow! Witchy: “Now, who's up for a little forest adventure?” \(Verse 3 – Campfire in the forest\) The moon was shining through the trees, A gentle whisper in the breeze. We built a fire beneath the sky, And watched the sparks go flying high. Hänsel told a tale of trolls, Gretel sang about lost souls. Witchy laughed and waved her wand, And summoned stars from far beyond. The black cat curled up on a stone, No one had to walk alone. \(Final Chorus – Big magical finale\) 🔥 No oven, no kids, no gingerbread house, Just friends and stories and a sleepy mouse! No wicked witches, no need to run, Just a little magic and a lot of fun! No oven, no kids, the truth is clear, There's nothing scary happening here! From fairy tales to midnight skies, We tell our stories, we improvise! No oven! No kids! Come on, everybody, do the Witchy trick! No oven! No kids! Hehehe… that's it! \(Outro – soft, magical\) Gretel: “Witchy, can we come back tomorrow?” Witchy: “Of course, darling!” Hänsel: “Will there be gingerbread?” Witchy: “Only if you bring the oven!” Everybody laughs. Witchy, whispering: “And they all lived magically ever after…” 🌙🔥🐈‍⬛