[Intro] [twangy electric guitar riff, steady drum beat] [Verse 1] [baritone male vocals] At the Screamin' Possum Casino You can lose money, dignity And possibly consciousness All under one roof [electric guitar fill] [Verse 2] Located just off Highway 17 Beside the suspiciously damp mini-golf course The Screamin' Possum Casino has everything you need for a questionable evening Enjoy! [Chorus] [group harmony vocals] All night bingo, deep fried shrimp buffet Alligator races And our famous 80-ounce margarita bucket Kids eat free on Tuesdays Nobody knows why [electric guitar solo] [Chorus] Screamin' Possum Screamin' Possum Where the jackpots are huge And the parking lot legally counts as a swamp [Bridge] [music softens, bass and light drums] Feeling lucky? Try your hand at slot machines, poker tables, possum roulette Or our newest attraction The emotional support karaoke dome Featuring over 4,000 songs And one very aggressive bartender named Sheila [shouted] Hey! No fighting near the crawfish fountain [bluesy electric guitar solo] [Verse 3] I won 80 dollars and a lawn chair here back in '97 Hey! [Chorus] [full band] Screamin' Possum Screamin' Possum Come for the buffet, stay because your truck sank into the mud [Outro] [music fades to rhythmic guitar and drums] The Screamin' Possum Casino is not responsible for lost wallets Broken marriages, mysterious swamp lights Or emotional attachment to slot machine number 12 Open 24 hours Unless the river rises again [final drum hit]
