[Verse 1] I left Toronto with a trunk full of fries A map in my lap and snow in my eyes Down to Hamilton for a pie and a grin Then Burlington said, “Come on in, come in” I stopped in Oakville, bought a tiny canoe In Mississauga, they asked, “What’s new with you?” Brampton to Milton, I waved at the lot And said, “I’m just here for the names you’ve got” [Pre-Chorus] Then I hit the road And I could not slow Every town had a joke Every sign had a glow [Chorus] Oshawa, Orillia Barrie, Belleville Guelph and Goderich I’m feeling swell still Niagara Falls St. Catharines too Peterborough, Pembroke I’m waving at you (hey) [Verse 2] Kitchener, Kingston, I ate like a king London gave me a loop and a cabbage ring Waterloo, Windsor, I got in a jam With a goose in Guelph and a chain of spam Sault Ste. Marie said, “Buddy, you’re late” Thunder Bay served tea on a paper plate Sudbury laughed when I asked for directions And Timmins replied with four misdirections [Pre-Chorus] Then I hit the road And I could not slow Every town had a joke Every sign had a glow [Chorus] Oshawa, Orillia Barrie, Belleville Guelph and Goderich I’m feeling swell still Niagara Falls St. Catharines too Peterborough, Pembroke I’m waving at you (hey) [Bridge] North Bay, Dryden Cornwall, Cambridge Cornwall again I was running out of courage Orangeville, Owen Sound Stratford, Sarnia Elmira, Erin And a dance in the barn, yeah [Chorus] Oshawa, Orillia Barrie, Belleville Guelph and Goderich I’m feeling swell still Niagara Falls St. Catharines too Peterborough, Pembroke I’m waving at you (hey) [Outro] Brantford, Bolton, and Bracebridge I’m gone but I’m not too far If you need me, I’ll be in Ontario Trying to learn the province by heart
