[Intro] Did you hear the news? Kevin's in therapy He had an "incident" Spilled milk everywhere He was in tears Haunted by the echoes of his fears [Verse 1] It's such a shame When the mind Goes lame When the stress is too high And your grip on reality Says bye bye Poor Kevin He's a wreck Clinging to a life raft After falling off the deck [Chorus] Kevin's parents are disappointed They don't understand It's a shameful thing to them When a friend or loved one Reaches the end Of their rope Nearly gives up hope There's no support Kevin's parents are disappointed But we're here for you Kevin [Verse 2] Kevin went away Why his parents wouldn't say But we know that's not his style Our friend Kevin's a good guy He was gone for a while Now he's staying on my couch And he's getting support He wanted us to tell you We're towing him back to port That's from the metaphor before [Chorus] Kevin's parents are disappointed They don't understand It's a shameful thing to them When a friend or loved one Reaches the end Of their rope Nearly gives up hope There's no support Kevin's parents are disappointed But we're proud of him [Bridge] Kevin's parents are disappointed It's not something for polite society When a person loses grip on their sanity Or accepts much needed charity They don't want to accept Sometimes living can leave you a wreck So we're here for you And if you need a friend We've got a couple more couches Tucked away In the den [Outro] We'll be here for you No matter where or when Friends like you don't come around often You won't be alone We'll be here with you Kevin's parents were disappointed But we love him And we love you too [Chorus] Kevin's parents are disappointed They don't understand It's a shameful thing to them When a friend or loved one Reaches the end Of their rope Nearly gives up hope There's no support Kevin's parents are disappointed But we're here for Kevin Just like we're here for you
