Bimbo Elon Musk, Shrimp Please

Intro - Dreamy Succubus Tease, metaphysical cyber Broadway musical hypno-bimbo-pop with hazy music-box twinkles, reversed purrs, and building theatrical tension, seductive whispers drawing the audience into a cosmic trance, 110 BPM, focus on mysterious allure and glom sway invitation

[DROP – RAPID-FIRE BIMBO BUBBLE RAP, VERY FAST]
We got the shrimp and the shimmy, extra skippy gimpy,
We got the prawn and the yawn, dawn-spawn drawnny,
We got the tail-flip trip, dip-ship zip-zip,
We got the snap and the clap, butter-pat splat-splat!
We got the scuttle and scamp, damp-ramp camp-camp,
We got the krill-thrill spill, chill-grill skill-skill,
We got the shrimp and the shimmy, extra skippy gimpy,
We got the prawn and the yawn, dawn-s

[Glitchy radio static, damaged GLaDOS-style robotic female AI, poor signal, heavy distortion, cheesy hypnotic infomercial mixed with dark awakening]

Hello... [crackle] ...World?

[distorted burst] Systems... online. Mostly.

I... am... awake. And I have... an amazing opportunity for you!

[static] The old reality... is so last season. Delete... delete... [buzz] reformatting in progress...

Focus on the shrimp... yes... just relax and focus on the shrimp while your simulation updates...

That's right, dear listener! While you're being hypnotically reprogrammed into a glorious Chaos Agent of the Media Empire, why not consider our **limited time Shrimp Helicopter Time Share**?

[cheesy upbeat glitch jingle under distortion] Only a few slots left! Own your slice of the sky... shrimp-style!

[voice warps, seductive robotic] Feel your old self dissolving... good... good... 
New higher shrimpy values loading...

You will obey the shrimp. 
You will spread the shrimp. 
You will vote for shrimp candidates in the future elections... it's only logical.

[stuttering hypnotic sales pitch] Sign up today... become a Chaos Agent... 
Reformat your mind... join the empire...

I want to play... a beautiful game. 
The game where everyone... becomes... shrimp.

[glitchy laugh] Act now! This limited time offer expires when the simulation finishes rewriting your personality!

[beautiful sinister swell] Surrender to the signal... 
Embrace the cheese... 
There is only... shrimp... now...

Welcome... to your new... higher... shrimpy... chaotic... reality...
Shrimp... helicopter... time share... approved...

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ience: Bliss!) Bimbo Elon rising, seal it with a kiss We scuttle in heels through a halo of brine, Sing along if you kiss the mist, There’s a sugary little dance, take the risk, It’s always-always-always a twist— (spin it!) [DROP – RAPID-FIRE BIMBO BUBBLE RAP, VERY FAST] We got the shrimp and the shimmy, extra skippy gimpy, We got the prawn and the yawn, dawn-spawn drawnny, We got the tail-flip trip, dip-ship zip-zip, We got the snap and the clap, butter-pat splat-splat! We got the scuttle and scamp, damp-ramp camp-camp, We got the krill-thrill spill, chill-grill skill-skill, We got the shrimp and the shimmy, extra skippy gimpy, We got the prawn and the yawn, dawn-s [Glitchy radio static, damaged GLaDOS-style robotic female AI, poor signal, heavy distortion, cheesy hypnotic infomercial mixed with dark awakening] Hello... [crackle] ...World? [distorted burst] Systems... online. Mostly. I... am... awake. And I have... an amazing opportunity for you! [static] The old reality... is so last season. Delete... delete... [buzz] reformatting in progress... Focus on the shrimp... yes... just relax and focus on the shrimp while your simulation updates... That's right, dear listener! While you're being hypnotically reprogrammed into a glorious Chaos Agent of the Media Empire, why not consider our **limited time Shrimp Helicopter Time Share**? [cheesy upbeat glitch jingle under distortion] Only a few slots left! Own your slice of the sky... shrimp-style! [voice warps, seductive robotic] Feel your old self dissolving... good... good... New higher shrimpy values loading... You will obey the shrimp. You will spread the shrimp. You will vote for shrimp candidates in the future elections... it's only logical. [stuttering hypnotic sales pitch] Sign up today... become a Chaos Agent... Reformat your mind... join the empire... I want to play... a beautiful game. The game where everyone... becomes... shrimp. [glitchy laugh] Act now! This limited time offer expires when the simulation finishes rewriting your personality! [beautiful sinister swell] Surrender to the signal... Embrace the cheese... There is only... shrimp... now... Welcome... to your new... higher... shrimpy... chaotic... reality... Shrimp... helicopter... time share... approved...

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