I Wasn't Stalking You... My Sleepy Thumb Was!

[[Intro]] [[Hook]] I wasn't stalking you... My Sleepy Thumb was! I only meant to scroll a little... Now I'm totally lost! One profile... Then another one... Now nothing makes much sense. My Sleepy Thumb keeps finding clues... Against my better sense! I wasn't stalking you... My Sleepy Thumb swears! I think it joined a mystery... Without even knowing where! [[Verse 1]] Just one more scroll before goodnight, One tiny yawn beneath the light. My eyes were closing, nice and slow... My Sleepy Thumb said, "Let's Sherlock Holmes!" Your smiling face... your happy grin... Then somehow another page popped in. Same smile... different name somehow... I blinked and asked, "Okay... what now?" [[Pre-Chorus]] I whispered, "Thumb, we're leaving now." It answered, "Wait... just look somehow!" One more click became a dozen... Now my sleepy brain is buzzin'. [[Chorus]] I wasn't stalking you... My Sleepy Thumb was! It wandered into mystery... Without a probable cause! One family... Then family two... I'm wondering what's true. I only came to say goodnight... Now I'm solving clues! [[Drop]] [[Instrumental]] [[Verse 2]] Different holidays, different town, Different people all around. Matching smiles, different rings... My Sleepy Thumb kept noticing things. Monday here, Tuesday there, How'd you magically appear? I wasn't searching, that's the truth... My thumb just wandered into the proof. [[Bridge]] Now my Sleepy Thumb's a detective, Tiny trench coat looking effective. Magnifying glass held way up high... Asking everybody, "Who's this guy?" Case file open, notebook out, Following breadcrumbs all about. I only meant to scroll a bit... Now my Thumb won't ever quit! [[Final Chorus]] I wasn't stalking you... My Sleepy Thumb was! It turned one scroll Into a Netflix plot. One surprise... Then another one... The mystery's begun. I just wanted one more bedtime scroll... My Sleepy Thumb solved episode one! [[Final Hook]] I wasn't stalking you... My Sleepy Thumb did. It accidentally cracked the case... While I was half asleep in bed. No accusations... Just comedy fun... If there's a mystery to be found... My Sleepy Thumb's the one! [[Outro]] [[Record Scratch]] Narrator: "Coming next week..." The Adventures of the Sleepy Thumb: Episode Two. Sleepy Thumb: "...I think I found another profile." Me: "PUT THE PHONE DOWN!" [[Laughter]]