[Verse 1] Won't be the first time Caught by surprise By the bad or the slime We can always rise Just stay calm No need to lose it Even if it's bad We can do it too [Chorus] I want my toilet paper You gotta keep cool Bring it on You gotta keep cool Won't use a newspaper You gotta keep cool I want my toilet paper You gotta keep cool [Verse 2] Won't be the last time People will capsize In a new paradigm Far from paradise Just stay put We can take that hit Even barefoot We can do it too [Chorus] I want my toilet paper You gotta keep cool Bring it on You gotta keep cool Won't use a newspaper You gotta keep cool I want my toilet paper You gotta keep cool [Bridge] I want my toilet paper You gotta keep cool Yeah bring it on You gotta keep cool Won't use a newspaper You gotta keep cool I want my toilet paper You gotta keep cool [Outro] Damn I'm out Yes I'm out Not kidding I'm out Out of toilet paper Damn I'm out of toilet paper You gotta keep cool I want my toilet paper I want my toilet paper Oh I want my toilet paper
