I TRUSTED A FART (I WAS WRONG!)

[Intro - drunken lo-fi guitar, amp hum, feedback, distant room noise, spoken/shouted vocal] Yeah... Late night beer... Dodgy kebab... Oh no. [Verse 1 - fast 180 BPM garage punk, sloppy live drums, fuzzy drop-E guitars, raw shouted vocal] Late night beer, dodgy kebab, Stomach doing something bad. Feel the pressure, feel the spark— Tiny gamble in the dark. Told myself “it’s safe, it’s fine,” I’ve done this a thousand times. Little risk, no big deal— Famous last words… here’s the deal— [Pre-Chorus - brief slowdown, tense bass pulse, drums building, guitar feedback] A subtle shift… a sudden dread… Instant regret inside my head… [Chorus - huge hardcore gang vocals, catchy punk hook, crushing djent guitars underneath] I TRUSTED A FART (I WAS WRONG!) Should’ve known it all along! Now I’m standing in the wreck— Life just hit the self-destruct! I TRUSTED A FART (I WAS WRONG!) This disaster won’t be long— Gotta run, gotta flee— This betrayal’s killing me! [Post-Chorus - chaotic punk riff, gang shouts, feedback squeals] OH! NO! NO! NO! [Verse 2 - faster and more frantic, loose garage drums, distorted bass, abrasive guitars] Panic rising, cold sweat hits, Walking weird, clenching fists. Every step a dangerous game— I’ve only got myself to blame. Bathroom sign like holy light, Never looked so pure, so right. Kick the door, no time to think— Edge of sanity, on the brink. [Pre-Chorus - sudden half-time feel, bass and toms building, rising guitar noise] Too far gone… no saving grace… This is not a winning race… [Chorus - massive gang vocals, punk speed, heavy djent accents] I TRUSTED A FART (I WAS WRONG!) Now my dignity is gone! Every choice has led me here— Face to face with primal fear! I TRUSTED A FART (I WAS WRONG!) Sing it loud, it’s my swan song! If you learn one thing from me— Don’t trust false security! [Bridge - stripped back, dark bass drone, spoken/shouted vocal, tension building] Hubris… pride… That’s how legends die… Not in glory… not in flame… But in quiet… hidden shame… [Breakdown - crushing half-time drop-E djent, huge distorted guitars, gang vocals, feedback] DON’T! TRUST! IT! AGAIN! [Instrumental Breakdown - ultra-heavy repetitive drop-E chugs, punk drums underneath, feedback and amp noise] [Final Chorus - maximum energy, 180 BPM, full gang vocals, chaotic punk/djent collision] I TRUSTED A FART (I WAS WRONG!) Write it on my tombstone strong! Let it echo through all time— A cautionary tale in rhyme! I TRUSTED A FART (I WAS WRONG!) Now I’m sprinting, holding on! If I make it, I’ll survive— If not… well… I tried. [Outro - instruments collapsing into feedback, exhausted vocal, distant room noise] …never again… …never again… [Quiet spoken vocal] ...dodgy kebab... [Final drum hit and guitar feedback]