Living in the tropic heat I feel something on my feet... I'll drink my coffee nice and slow And hope that this feeling will just go... Fungus growing on my toes I notice you with my nose This ain't smelling like a rose Can I pee on you? Now my coffee is all gone I'm looking for something a little more strong. Spot the stuff I need to get through_ I shall drink all the craft glue Fungus growing on my toes I notice you with my nose This ain't smelling like a rose Can I pee on you? What a funny thing to try Drank my glue to just get by Feet are feeling pretty spicy Bladder full, it's getting dicey... Fungus growing on my toes I notice you with my nose This ain't smelling like a rose Can I pee on you? (fade out) In the shower, time to go I think that you ought to know We can make you cease to grow If I pee on youuuuu
