Gimp suit with the Pimp Juice, shout loud like Sam Kinison, Cinnamon toast crunchin’ while knockin’ out Gilligan, Chillin’ in a Winnebago with Winona Ryder and Judge Reinhold, Reloadin’ dice in a back-alley craps game run by the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz, holdin’ a blindfold. Vin Diesel in a Beetle, steeplechasin’ the Need For Speed remake, Eat steak with Melly Mel and Dave Chappelle while the entire Earth shakes, Breakdance in a church pew, chewin’ through communion wafers, With Darth Vader rockin’ red Cameo jock straps on the outside of their pants, talkin’ to the Oakland Raiders. Throwin’ bath bombs with Barry White while settin’ fire to a tent at Comic-Con, Run up on Voltron, pourin’ Sriracha in his oil can, yellin’ “Game on!” Pee Wee’s Playhouse blackout, Mack truck crashin’ into Fraggle Rock, Mister Spock drinkin’ Jäger shots while surfin’ on top of The Enterprise with Sandy Cheeks and SpongeBob. Richard Pryor flyer miles stackin’ in the afterlife lounge, Bruce Lee and I Love Lucy hangin’ out on the roof of the Brady Bunch house, Three Amigos with Al Pacino in an El Camino, haulin’ moonshine, Pullin’ pranks on Frankenstein while his date is late for dominatrix spankin’ time. Mister T braidin’ hair for Barbie while drinkin’ Hennessy, Bette Davis takin’ selfies at a Bojangles in Tennessee, Lucy Liu moonshinin’ as a masseuse in a kangaroo suit, Kramer from Seinfeld sellin’ bootlegs of Footloose. Chaka Khan makin’ omelets for Don Knotts in a tree fort, Mork calls Orson on a burner phone from a Walmart food court, Johnny Five is still alive and got a tramp stamp of Marlon Brando, Playin’ banjo in camo on the back of a fluorescent green Lambo. Junkyard Dog eatin’ pancakes with the Golden Girls’ understudies, Chuck E. Cheese in a limousine servin’ martinis to Sesame Street’s drug buddies, Skateboard joustin’ with Curious George and George Foreman, Performin’ Mortal Kombat fatalities on Dora the Explorer for ignorin’. Stallone in cologne commercials with Boner Stabone as his stunt double, Double Dare slime poured over Vinny Barbarino wearin’ a prison muzzle, Huddled up with The Teletubbies, cussin’ out Uncle Jesse, Pet Sematary canaries playin’ Pictionary with Elvis Presley. Hasselhoff grillin’ hot dogs at a Renaissance Faire with Alf, MacGyver blowin’ up a Bass Pro Shop just to make a handmade blouse, Kraft Singles stacked on a bagel, shoved down Axl Rose’s mouth, Oscar the Grouch DJing at a rave inside his trash can house. Laverne and Shirley in a demolition derby with Mr. Belvedere, Tears in the beers of the Cheers cast watchin’ Britney Spears disappear, Dolly Parton holdin’ hands with Balki from Perfect Strangers, Texas Walker Ranger writin’ apology letters for beatin’ up The Power Rangers. Beetle Bailey bailin’ out jailbirds with Garfield’s catnip fund, Run DMC in dungarees, dancin’ on a ceiling with Lionel Richie and Attila the Hun, Sunburn on Elvira while she roller-blades through Miami Vice, Iceman from Top Gun givin’ Fat Albert Tinder advice. Patrick Swayze ghostwriting Hallmark cards for Edward Scissorhands, KISS rock band in quicksand, still throwin’ devil hands, Jazzercising with Ernest P. Worrell and Ed Grimley on a pogo stick, Rick Moranis shrinkin’ Flavor Flav’s clock just to wear it on his wrist. Airport brawls with the Love Boat cast against the Facts of Life, Magnum P.I. flyin’ a kite with Crockett and Tubbs from Miami Vice, Price Is Right showdown where Bob Barker body slams Alex Trebek, Smokin’ weed with red hairs, with Smokey the Bear teachin’ Barney Rubble how to cash a check. John Goodman in a luchador mask, playin’ poker with Popeye, Oprah in overalls, ridin’ a dirt bike through Best Buy, Lex Luthor loofah scrubbin’ in a hot tub with the A-Team, Jim Carrey in full Grinch mode, cuttin’ promos for Happy Gilmore’s hockey team. Kermit the Frog doin’ karaoke with Lisa Left Eye, Fonz water-skiin’ over sharks while eatin’ American Pie, Sammy Davis Jr. doin’ stand-up in a Harlem Nights reboot, Zoot Suit Riot breakin’ out mid-flight while Betty Boop plays the skin-flute.