🎶 “Is That a Pig?! (Stinky Pete’s Song)” 🎶 From The Secret Life of Juniper Snow’s Rabbits

🎵 Intro (soft, playful) In Juniper’s garden, where the carrots grow, Three little bunnies didn’t know… That a fluffy surprise was on its way— And it would change their minds that day… ⸻ 🎵 Verse 1 Flopsy munching, Mopsy twitch, Big Bertha digging in the ditch, Sunshine warm and breezes sweet— Life was calm and full of treats… Then a sound came through the grass… Snorty… sniffly… something passed… SFX (sung): snort-snuffle-oof-ACHOO! All three froze like “WHAT is THAT?!” “Did a pig just cross our patch?!” ⸻ 🎵 Pre-Chorus Eyes wide, hearts go thump-thump-fast, “Something big is coming past!” ⸻ 🎵 Chorus (big + silly) 🎵 IS THAT A PIG?! Run, run, DIG! Hide the carrots, make it quick! Fluffy, round, with a snorty wig— OH NO, OH NO… IT’S A PIG!! IS THAT A PIG?! Jump and zig! Every bunny do a jig! But wait a second… hold on tight… That “pig” just said… 🎵 ⸻ 🎵 Verse 2 (music drops softer) “I’m not a pig…” a voice so small, “I’m just Pete… that’s all…” Fluffy cheeks and tiny ears, Looking shy and full of fears… “I’m a Chow Chow, can’t you see? But everyone runs away from me…” Mopsy whispered, “Still unsure…” Big Bertha: “Pig vibes… I’m like 90% sure.” 😄 ⸻ 🎵 Pre-Chorus 2 Flopsy steps a little near, “Okay Pete… we’ll stay right here…” ⸻ 🎵 Chorus (friendlier + playful) 🎵 IS HE A PIG? Or just big? Fluffy like a dancing wig! Snort a little, wag that tail— Pig or puppy? We can’t tell! IS HE A PIG? Or our gig? Maybe we should think real big… Maybe different isn’t bad… Maybe he’s a friend we’ve had… 🎵 ⸻ 🎵 Bridge (gentle + meaningful) Sometimes things look strange at first, Different shapes can feel the worst… But if you stop and look again, You might just find… a brand new friend. 💛 ⸻ 🎵 Verse 3 (happy + light) “Do you eat carrots?” Mopsy said— Pete just tilted his fluffy head… “Uhh… I guess I could give it a try?” CRUNCH! — “Hey! These are good!” (big surprise!) Giggles bounced across the yard, Maybe friendship’s not so hard… ⸻ 🎵 Final Chorus (full dance party) 🎵 NOT A PIG! Do a jig! Dance around and bounce real big! Fluffy Pete is here to stay— In our garden every day! NOT A PIG! Sing it BIG! Life’s a funny, wiggly gig! Snort or wag, it’s all okay— Friends come in their own weird way! 🎵 ⸻ 🎵 Outro (funny + spoken) Big Bertha (whispering): “…still kinda looks like a pig.” Pete: “I HEARD THAT!” SFX: SNORT! All (laughing, sung softly): 🎵 Maybe just a little bit… 🎵