[Verse] Cards were flying chairs were too I saw Aunt Margie lose her shoe The caller yelled B12 but no one knew Who started the fight or who threw the stew [Chorus] Bingo madness in the hall tonight Elbows swinging in the fluorescent light Someone hollered "Bingo!" but they lied Now it's knuckles and daubers 'til the morning tide [Verse 2] Granny’s cane became a spear She took down Fred with a mighty cheer The priest ducked low to save his beer And the town will talk of this for years [Prechorus] Oh They came for cash But left with bruises In the chaos of their Numbered muses [Chorus] Bingo madness in the hall tonight Tables flipping oh it’s quite the sight Aunt Margie’s wig's on a winning fight While the brawlers dance beneath the neon light [Bridge] The accordion wheezed in the corner there As Uncle Joe pulled poor Tim’s hair The jackpot rolled to the floor with flair But no one cared in the wild affair
