[Intro] [Intro Acoustic Guitar] [Verse 1] A friend of mine sent me a link A link to this womans youtube channel Petite and tight Nicely packed and put together right [Verse 2] She says her channel is strictly for educational purposes It’s not there for perverts Or sexual gratification She’s a model of sorts [Chorus] Better get a drink This one is gonna make you think [Verse 3] She says her channel is strictly for educational purposes It’s not there for perverts Or sexual gratification She’s a model of sorts [Chorus] Better get a drink This one is gonna make you think Better hang on [Interlude] [Verse 3] She tries clothes on and lets you see Tries on anything that is sheer Tries on anything that tight She will try on anything you send her for sheer delight [Verse 4] If you are man you will find it hard You can not Try as you might Look away from that beautiful sight Lets you see if you can see [Chorus] She’s all natural she says Wants to show you Show you all her curves [Interlude] [Verse 5] Not a blemish is seen From head to toe Seam to Seam She is extremely clean [Verse 6] She has a bearded clam I think she said her name is Sam Looks cute and cuddly In my professional opinion as a man [Chorus] I thought I has seen it all I thought that censorship was overtaking the world I guess I was wrong to have such a thought [Interlude] [Verse 7] Censorship is used when some one shines the light on corruption Or when there are people in the world trying to poison you They will distract you with cute petite women with bearded clams That have bearded clams cute and cuddly named Sam [Outro] Well… How about that As a matter fact As real as it can get [Fade to End] [End] [END]