Super Tan White People from Canada Fatigue

Well there they Go rioting again! In a flash mob they are heading towards A store near you! Those Extra Tan Whites from Canada! Stealing and looting and causing a scene! It's exhausting! It's tiring! It's madness Those super Tan White people from Canada Are tiring me out! They are tiring all of us out! (Chorus) They come storing into the store They knock over shelves And they smash and grab Those tan Canadian Whites! Is it something about that Canadian Air The Rockies, Winnipeg or the Education system In Ottawa that causes them to riot all the time? (Chorus) They come storing into the store They knock over shelves And they smash and grab Those tan Canadian Whites! Here they come again I lock up my store Got myself a shot gun I'm not taking it anymore! I'll line up the sighting just above their heads I'll send those tan whites scrambling And running in fear! Where did they learn to act this way? Did they learn from their parents? Did they learn from the schools About right and wrong? (Chorus) They come storing into the store They knock over shelves And they smash and grab Those tan Canadian Whites! I'm tired I've had it Please go away I'll have no respect For those Extra Tan Whites Until they learn to behave! Go away or risk getting shot Go away my angers red hot You think you whites can go on without consequence Because you are extra tan? Breech my property once You won't do it again. I'm taking a stand against Those Extra Tan Whites From Canada! I'm taking a stand against Those Extra Tan Whites From Canada!