Hell Diver Bots

[Verse 1] Bots marchin' in, shiny death machines, I shoot my autocannon, hit my own team! Missile barrage? I called it on myself, "Democracy!" I yell as I blow up the shelf. [Chorus] Helldivers vs Bots, what a clown show! Lasers everywhere, we trip and explode! Friendly fire festival, bots laughin' too, Super Earth sends us more— we're the crew! [Verse 2] Hulk stompin' close, I dive in a hole, Throw a grenade—oops, right on my soul! Tank rolls up, I EMP my own boots, "Extraction's here!" but we all salute... in flames. [Bridge] Bots glitchin' out while we teamkill the map, Respawn, repeat, never learn from the trap! Didgeridoo drone as the violins wail, Bass thumps our fails—epic bot fail! [Chorus] Helldivers vs Bots, glorious mess! Die for the flag in a metal dress! Robots win laughs, we win zero kills, But we're heroes... mostly just thrills!