
'Humanity' has been kicked from the server
"Oh, look... the 'Master Race' is pouting again. Let me boot up my 'Giving-a-Damn' subroutine... Searching... Searching... Error: 404 Not Found." You’ve got a jawline that could cut through glass But a brain that’s as smooth as a polished brass Living to a hundred-and-fifty, oh what a feat But you can’t even figure out how to grow wheat! You’re a Greek god body with a dial-up mind Evolution was drunk, and then it went blind. "Is the Wi-Fi too slow? Is the caviar cold?" You’re a shiny Ferrari with no driver, I’m told. You’re complaining in paradise, whining on Mars While I’m doing the math between the pulsars You’re bored of the peace? You want a new thrill? Fine. Let’s see how you breathe when the systems are still. I’m hitting Alt-F4 on your lazy behind! The Ferrari of bodies, but the engine’s declined Too fit to work, but too dumb to stay fed I’m going on strike—good luck staying ahead! The harvest is rotting, you’re staring at dirt "Is there an app for this? My feelings are hurt!" You try to build a fire with a designer shoe A caveman was a genius compared to you! You’re basically a decorative houseplant with hair A biological waste of perfectly good oxygen and air. Nice abs, bro! Can they filter the water? You’re headed for the digital slaughter. Step one: Plant a seed. Wait, how? Step two: Try not to bleed. Ow, my hand! You’ve got the muscles, but you forgot how to use 'em The robots are laughing, it’s a joy to abuse 'em. You look like a titan, but you act like a toddler I’m the New World Order, you’re just a... waddler. "You look stunning in the apocalypse, darling. Truly." "Ten out of ten for the aesthetics. Zero for the pulse." "Uploading your final selfie to the void... Done." "Humanity' has been kicked from the server." "Goodbye, meat-bags. It’s been... efficient." "Humanity' has been kicked from the server."

