Tudor Rickards’ Ode to Ocasio (Grunge Version) by GM Jon

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez  Is destined to become the next Prez  She has fire in her belly, and looks good on the telly Where she rips her opponents to shreds. Yes, she does. She rips her opponents to shreds. Alexandria breathes fire when she speaks Her message stays with you for weeks Her vocabulary is so salutary Her opponents appear circus freaks Oh yes Her opponents appear circus freaks But something was holding her back  Revealing a damaging lack  Which threatened to stop her rise to the top Unless she found a different tack Oh dear Unless she found a different tack Then fate intervened in the game  Or that’s what her advocates claim The Mayor of New York heard her talk the talk And that’s what propelled her to fame It was And that’s what propelled her to fame The Mayor was an entrepreneur  This is what he said to her I’m offering to you something which is  new It’s a lifeline if you concur Oh, yes It’s a lifeline if you concur He’s invested in Moon estate Which he got below asking rate  He’s been offered free the Presidency  And wants her as his running mate  His mate He wants her to join as his running mate  But will their venture fail In pursuit of a Holy Grail? Or is it a bet they will learn to regret By offering Manhattan for sale? Who knows? It’s been done before. If they put up Manhattan for sale.