You may not think that Piff is a real fish. But he is as real as you and me. Call him 'ai slop' all you want but he's real. He's Piff, He's Piff, he's Piff. P-I-F-F, he's Piff. He's Piff, P-I-F-F, P-I-F-F. A fish of many faces. He mocks the haters. He roasts them and tells them jokes. He is not AI he is real. He's Piff, the one and only Piff. And he wants to laugh and have fun. He is no joke, he is a real fish. He is a real fish, and you should know it. He is real and he knows it. And so should you.
