Nat 1 (Blame The Rogue)

[Intro – Instant Hook, No Build] (shouted, crowd already loud) NAT ONE — KICK THE DOOR — THAT WAS NOT THE PLAN BEFORE (bucket crash SFX, crowd laugh) [Drop Chorus – Immediate Viral Hook] (full gang chant, super tight phrasing) Nat 1 — we meant to do that Whole plan gone? yeah we knew that Kick it in — set it off — If it burns, we call it “soft” Nat 20 — now we’re gods Don’t ask why — just applaud If it works, it’s skill — not luck If it fails — we blame the rogue (HEY!) BLAME — THE — ROGUE [Verse 1 – Fast, Visual, Tight] Thorn said “quiet” — hit the floor Metal bucket — heard for miles more Guard turns — “what was that?” “STEALTH MODE” — yeah good job with that Wizard grins — hands already lit “Small explosion” — yeah that’s it Fifteen feet — we’re all inside Whole front yard just got fried [Pre-Chorus – Build, Crowd Clapping] We had a plan — wrote it down Took ten minutes — burned it down First roll hits — everything’s gone Now it’s just survive and run [Chorus – Bigger, Dirtier, More Voices] Nat 1 — we meant to do that Whole night gone? yeah we knew that Crash the gate — start the fight — We call chaos “doing it right” Nat 20 — now we’re kings Throw a man through everything If it lands — that’s design If it don’t — we say “next time” (HEY!) BLAME — THE — ROGUE [Verse 2 – Escalation + Comedy Hits] Trap on floor — glowing bright “Don’t step there” — “I think I might” Darts fly out — right to the face “Now we know” — yeah thanks for that Bard walks in with curtain cape “I am rich” — that’s the play? Guard just stares — not impressed “Why’s your lute look like a mess?” [Break – Call & Response (Viral Moment)] (lead) WHO HAD THE PLAN? (crowd) NOT A CHANCE (lead) WHO MESSED IT UP? (crowd) HIS ADVANCE (lead) WHO DO WE BLAME? (crowd) THE ROGUE AGAIN (all, shouted) THE ROGUE AGAIN [Bridge – Chaos Peak / Musical Drop] (faster drums, stomps, almost shouting) Lightning down the hallway line “Wait we’re in it—” too late, we’re fried Mage hand slap — noble screams Alarm bells kill the dream Hide behind a painting frame Legs still out — yeah nice game Everything’s gone — guards surround Bard goes “wait — I got this now” [Final Chorus – Biggest, Full Tavern Energy] (all voices, claps, stomps, tankards) Nat 1 — we meant to do that Say it loud so they believe that If it’s dumb but it survives Then it’s called a “pro-level play” tonight Nat 20 — now it’s clean We walk out like we’re unseen Take the gold — take the blame — Leave the town with a brand new name (HEY!) BLAME — THE — ROGUE (HEY!) BLAME — THE — ROGUE [Outro – Comedic Button] (music drops to stomps + drunk voices) “…we still got paid though, right?” “…we were supposed to get paid?” (long pause) NAT ONE — (full band smash back in for 1 hit)