WAIT—THE FOOD! [Intro] Yeah, you can go You can go …Wait No, no, no— WE DON’T HAVE THE FOOD! [Verse 1] Pulled up to the drive-thru Placed our whole order Paid for everything And honestly crushed it Burgers and fries Drinks on the side Look at us Being functional adults tonight The worker handed over The receipt My sister smiled and said, “Thank you!” Then immediately Put her foot on the gas [Pre-Chorus] Wait Wait WAIT! Why are you driving away?! The worker’s still Standing at the window Holding our entire dinner In their hands! [Chorus] WAIT—THE FOOD! THE FOOD! THE FOOD! You really paid And tried to leave?! The burgers The fries They’re still back there! Yo, stop Hit the brakes PLEASE HIT THE BRAKES! This is a drive-thru Not a donation center! My sister slammed the brakes The worker tried not to laugh We almost drove home With nothing but a receipt [Verse 2] “Why didn’t you say something?” BRO I literally did! I’ve been in the passenger seat Yelling at you While staring at My completely empty hands! We backed up to the window And grabbed the bag This time we both said, “Thank you!” But I swear The awkwardness came free And they packed it Right in with the fries [Pre-Chorus] The whole line behind us Saw everything We rolled up the window And sat there in silence Three seconds later We both lost it “We are never Doing that again” Yeah Sure [Chorus] WAIT—THE FOOD! THE FOOD! THE FOOD! Don’t pay for dinner Then leave it behind! The burgers The fries They’re finally here! Got the bag Double-checked Okay, now we can go! This is a drive-thru Not a memory test! My sister’s still laughing I’m still recovering We almost went home Hungry for absolutely no reason [Bridge] Payment—check! Receipt—check! Food— …NOT CHECKED! Engine—ready! Sister—ready! Dinner— STILL AT THE WINDOW! [Final Chorus] WAIT—THE FOOD! THE FOOD! THE FOOD! The most important thing We almost forgot! The burgers The fries Successfully rescued! We’re all good Hit the gas Let’s actually go home! It was only five seconds Barely even ten feet But to me It was a full-on disaster Tiny disaster Drive-thru night We almost had A receipt for dinner [Outro] “Can I go now?” Do we have the bag? “Yep.” The drinks? “Yep.” Okay NOW You can go.
