[Verse 1] It was a cold Christmas at the North Pole that season I remember so well it held meaning and reason It still brings the kid out in me when the snow starts to fall [Pre-Chorus] I was lost in the lights by the edge of the hall Then I turned, and I froze like a reindeer in awe [Chorus] North Pole secret North Pole secret I saw Mrs Claus's titty North Pole secret North Pole secret Tell me that ain't funny [Verse 2] Cookie smoke on the windows boots lined up by the door Her red coat slipped sideways and I stared like before That kind of holy disaster you don't get to unsee [Pre-Chorus] I tried to act cool but my face went red Like a kid with a wish list spinning in my head [Chorus] North Pole secret North Pole secret I saw Mrs Claus's titty North Pole secret North Pole secret Tell me that ain't funny [Bridge] Now every December I laugh at the tree 'Til the snow on my memory comes back to me Oh, the cold can be magic and messy, too [Final Chorus] North Pole secret North Pole secret I saw Mrs Claus's titty North Pole secret North Pole secret Tell me that ain't funny North Pole secret North Pole secret Still brings the kid out in me
