Today ReMi Said...(I've Gotta Be a Real Asshole)

[Verse] I'm screaming at my family And I don't even know why I don't know how to stop I think everything is a competitive sport [Verse 2] I've gone and found out the real me To think he's just been hiding down there the whole time She's smiling screaming blood for blood The whole world lost my charm Me and all my lost causes We'll blunder through the world Had no idea how boring we'd become But you said from the start [Chorus] You said I'm not gonna be the man you've come to know I've got a funny hunch about you I've gotta be a real asshole I've gotta be a real asshole [Bridge] You said every time you touch me Every time you fall in love He's talking out of the corner of me I'm saying things I never said before I find myself crying over sinkholes and clogged drains I loathe to find a fault with them 'Cause they remind me of the way [Chorus] That I'm not gonna fare too well when I'm old People don't retire and then rot away in peace They grew old and turned to bungarras like me I've gotta be a real asshole I've gotta be a real asshole I've gotta be a real asshole I've gotta be a real asshole