[Verse] Well I just touched down on a station in Banshee And I'm sittin' here gettin' some fuel And a wild-lookin' Vanduul alien walks up to me And he says "How's it goin' Old buddy Old pal?" [Verse 2] I say "Who the hell are you?" And he says "I used to be a space pirate I used to plunder and pillage Until I met a human like you And now I'm reformed and y'all are my best friends" [Chorus] And I said "Well that's the best news I've heard all day So I'm not your lunch? You're not gonna murder me?" And he said "No Man I love you" And I said "Well Hell Man I love you too That's the best news I've heard all day" [Verse 3] And he says "My buddy's got a nice spot Right up the street here Come with me We can go grab some beers Have a good time" And I said "Well Hell Man Lead the way" [Verse 4] And he leads me down this back alleyway And I notice there's a lot more Vanduuls than I realized And we come up to this big spaceship And he says "You can just leave your wallet right there at the door" [Chorus] And I said "Well That's the worst news I've heard all day You're a space pirate And you're gonna murder me" And he said "Yeah That's about the gist of it" And I said "Well I guess I had a good run That's the worst news I've heard all day"