Where Did That Come From? [Dr. Dan and Evelyn Brane (Guest Appearance by Crash-tan)]

[Dan] Did you buy the orange hoodie? [Evelyn] No, I did not. [Dan] That's unfortunate. [Evelyn] Why? [Dan] Because I thought you bought it. [Evelyn] Nope. [Dan] Then where'd she get it? [Evelyn] I haven't got a clue. But honestly, it looks exactly Like something worn by you. [Dan] Comfortable. Practical. Ready for adventure. [Evelyn] You dressed like a construction cone For most of your adolescence. [PRE-CHORUS] That feels a little harsh. It also feels correct. [BOTH] And somehow every day she wakes With something we don't recollect. [CHORUS] Where did that come from? Who put that there? Yesterday it wasn't. Today it's everywhere. One more mystery. One more thing to discuss. Every day we're noticing She's becoming us. [VERSE 2] [Evelyn] Now let's discuss the teal skirt. [Dan] Do we have to? [Evelyn] Yes. [Dan] Fine. [Evelyn] That outfit looks suspiciously Like somebody discovered anime. [Dan] That's a very broad accusation. [Evelyn] It's specific enough today. [Dan] I admit it feels familiar. [Evelyn] Thank you. [Dan] You're welcome. [Evelyn] Growth. [Dan] Let's not get carried away. [PRE-CHORUS] [Evelyn] The colors. The style. The giant expressive eyes. [Dan] The giant expressive eyes Are definitely not from me. [Evelyn] Sure. [BOTH] And somehow every day she wakes With one more surprise. [CHORUS] Where did that come from? Who put that there? Yesterday it wasn't. Today it's everywhere. One more mystery. One more thing to discuss. Every day we're noticing She's becoming us. [VERSE 3] [Evelyn] And then there's the headband. It's a floppy disk. [Dan] It's vintage. [Evelyn] It's a floppy disk. [Dan] It's iconic. [Evelyn] It's a floppy disk. [Dan] You're really focused on that detail. [Evelyn] Dan, She's wearing your childhood On her head. [Dan] ... I have no defense against that. [Duet - Chorus] Where did that come from? Who put that there? Retro gaming history Floating through the air. One more mystery. One more thing to discuss. Every day we're noticing She's becoming [Powerup Sound - Crash zooms by...] I got a rare drop from the treasure chest! STYLE UPGRADE! [Pause] [Evelyn] Style upgraded? [Dan] Rare drop? [Dan] Treasure chest? [Evelyn] Rare drop? [Dan] I think she's treating reality Like a role-playing game. [Evelyn] And whose fault is that? ... [Dan] Mine. [BUILD] [Evelyn] The hoodie. [Dan] Mine. [Evelyn] The headband. [Dan] Mine. [Evelyn] The treasure chests. [Dan] Also mine. [Evelyn] Thank you. [Dan] Counterpoint. [Evelyn] Oh no. [Dan] She sings about breakfast. She sings about the rain. She sings about her feelings. She sings on trains. [Evelyn] She has never been on a train. [Dan] Details... [Evelyn] You're blaming me? [Dan] She breaks into more songs Than a cartoon princess. [Evelyn] ... [Dan - Spoken] That's your influence. [Evelyn] Says the man whose first solution Is a dungeon or a quest. [FINAL CHORUS] Maybe she's collecting pieces. Maybe she's trying things on. Maybe she's building who she'll be As she goes along. A little bit of anime. A little bit of old-school games. A little bit of endless curiosity. A little too many refrains. Maybe none of this is random. Maybe every choice makes sense. Maybe she's becoming herself From all the things we left. Maybe that's the answer. Maybe that's what growing does.Maybe every child becomes A little bit of all of us. [OUTRO] [Evelyn] Well [Dan] Well. [Evelyn] Tomorrow we're discussing fashion. [Dan] Should I be worried? [Evelyn] Very. [Dan] Should I attend? [Evelyn] Absolutely not. [Dan] Fair enough.