🎃 JACK-O-LANTERNS 🕯️

[INTRO — SPOOKY AMBIENCE] Wind blowing… distant owls… [WHISPERED FEMALE VOICE] Cut the eyes… Carve the smile… Light the candle… [PAUSE] Now wait a while… [DEEP MALE WHISPER] They’re waking up… [SINISTER LAUGH] Heh… heh… HAHAHAHA! [BEAT DROP] [VERSE 1 — FEMALE RAP] Pumpkins lined up on the porch tonight, Orange little faces glowing bright, Carve out the top, let the candle burn, Give it a wicked grin and watch it turn. Triangle eyes staring through the haze, Toothy little smile got me lost in a maze, Fog rolling low while the moon hangs black, One pumpkin whispers— [WHISPER] Don’t look back. [PRE-CHORUS] Light that flame, Watch it glow, Something’s moving down below, One by one they start to shine, Halloween magic’s crossing the line! [CHORUS — BIG DROP] Jack-o-lanterns glowing in the night! Creepy little faces coming alive! Light ’em up, let ’em shine, Orange fire burning bright! Jack-o-lanterns, line by line! Smiling underneath the moonlight! Carved-up faces, wicked grins, Halloween has just begun! [MALE LAUGH] HAHAHAHAHA! [VERSE 2 — FEMALE RAP] Pumpkin on the left got a crazy grin, Pumpkin on the right says, “Let me in,” One got fangs and one got horns, One looks like it was born to cause harm. Carving knife tapping— Tap, tap, tap, Seeds on the table— Snap, snap, snap, Scoop it out, make that face look mean, Best jack-o-lantern that you’ve ever seen! [PRE-CHORUS] Light that flame, Watch it glow, Hear those whispers down below, Candles flicker, shadows climb, Something’s coming… [WHISPER] It’s pumpkin time! [CHORUS] Jack-o-lanterns glowing in the night! Creepy little faces coming alive! Light ’em up, let ’em shine, Orange fire burning bright! Jack-o-lanterns, line by line! Smiling underneath the moonlight! Carved-up faces, wicked grins, Halloween has just begun! [BREAKDOWN — BEAT CUTS OUT] [KNIFE CARVING SOUNDS] Scrape… scrape… scrape… [WHISPERED FEMALE VOICES] Eyes… Nose… Mouth… [DEEP MALE VOICE] Light it. [CANDLE IGNITES] [PAUSE] [WHISPER] One… Two… Three… [ALL WHISPERS] BOO! [MASSIVE 808 DROP] [RAP — FAST] Glow in the window, glow on the street, Pumpkin faces moving to the beat, Witches in the yard and ghosts in the trees, Jack-o-lanterns dancing in the breeze! Carved up crooked, carved up clean, Every single pumpkin got a different scene, Light that candle, let the shadows begin, If that pumpkin smiles— [WHISPER] …don’t trust the grin. [BRIDGE — HAUNTED MELODY] Under the moonlight, They start to glow, Nobody knows What they really know… [WHISPERED CHOIR] Watch them… Watch them… Watch them… [FINAL CHORUS — HUGE] Jack-o-lanterns glowing in the night! Creepy little faces coming alive! Light ’em up, let ’em shine, Orange fire burning bright! Jack-o-lanterns, line by line! Smiling underneath the moonlight! Carved-up faces, wicked grins, Halloween has just begun! [FINAL CHANT] Light it up! Light it up! Jack-o-lanterns— LIGHT IT UP! [MALE LAUGH] Heh… heh… HAHAHAHAHA! [OUTRO — WHISPER] The candle’s still burning… [PAUSE] …but nobody’s home. [FINAL GLITCH / CD SKIP] LIGHT… IT… UP…