[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [Verse 1] Punch-clock city Steel in the snow We grind every Sunday Freeze by the goal Blue lines End zones We bleed the same shade But somebody’s drifting Dozing on the plays [Pre-Chorus] We wide awake in the nosebleeds Coffee in a paper cup Fight songs shaking the rafters While the top floor’s all shut [Chorus] Welcome to the Zzzz Yeah The lights are on Detroit in the trenches But the upstairs gone Hockey blades fly Footballs fall deep Whole town screaming GM’s been asleep Welcome to the Zzzz Where the fans don’t blink We live and die for it While the bosses sink [Verse 2] Draft day roulette Names on a board We praying for a savior They hitting the snooze Four straight winters Same cold script We shovel the driveway They skip the shift [Pre-Chorus 2] We selling out for the rebuild Scarves tight Breath in the air If dreaming was a game plan They’d be coach of the year [Chorus 2] Welcome to the Zzzz Yeah The lights are on Detroit in the trenches But the upstairs gone Hockey blades fly Footballs fall deep Whole town screaming GM’s been asleep Welcome to the Zzzz Where the fans don’t blink We live and die for it While the bosses sink [Bridge 1] Wake up Wake up Hear the crowd roar (hey!) Every seat shaking Pounding on the door If you can’t feel this You don’t deserve this view Detroit’s still grinding With or without you [Chorus 3] Welcome to the Zzzz Yeah The lights are on Detroit in the trenches But the upstairs gone Hockey blades fly Footballs fall deep Whole town screaming GM’s been asleep Welcome to the Zzzz Where the fans don’t blink We’ll build it from the bleachers ’til the front desk thinks [Bridge 2] Alarm clock blares Still hits snooze Whole damn town Got waking to do (hey!) [Bridge 3] "The Narcoleptic GM" - Welcome to the D? Nah, Welcome to the Zzzz.... Detroit, Hockey and Football, GM's been asleep. [Verse 3] Welcome to the D? Man It’s feeling like a nap Front office on a pillow Whole season off the map Hockey on the ice Football in the mud Fans wide awake But the dream’s in the club [Chorus 4] Welcome to the Zzzz GM’s been asleep Detroit in the seats But nobody steers the seat We’re yelling from the rafters We’re banging on the glass Welcome to the Zzzz While the city wants it back (hey!) [Verse 4] Scoreboard stuck Same sad song Draft pick drift Clock runs long Arena lights bright But upstairs dim We skate We hit They snore in the win [Chorus 5] Welcome to the Zzzz GM’s been asleep Detroit in the seats But nobody steers the seat We’re yelling from the rafters We’re banging on the glass Welcome to the Zzzz While the city wants it back [Bridge 4] Wake up Can you hear that roar? Wake up We’re not fans of “next year” anymore Wake up This town bleeds deep We dream on our feet You’re dreaming in your sleep (woah) [Chorus 6] Welcome to the Zzzz GM’s been asleep Detroit in the seats But nobody steers the seat We’re yelling from the rafters We’re banging on the glass Welcome to the Zzzz ’Til somebody brings it back (hey!) [based on Joseph M Lenard "The Narcoleptic GM" concept]
