[Verse 1] Stuck in a Tuesday, same old gray Scrollin’ cheap flights we can’t even pay You said, “Forget that—no TSA” “They stamp your passport at The Pond, okay?” Neon palm trees and a kiddie pool tide Rubber duck floatin’ like a tour guide Bartender grinnin’ like “buckle up” Said, “You’re leavin’ town in that first sip, yup” [Chorus] We took a trip in a cocktail Tiny umbrella, big-time dream Vacation in a glass, full sail Salt on the rim, lime in between We’re not in Kansas anymore, babe But we didn’t get that far Somehow we washed up off Route 66 In Missouri at a bar [Verse 2] Pineapple sunset drippin’ in ice Tequila talk got us feelin’ too nice You drew a beach on a napkin map Bartender stamped it—said “you’re stayin’, that’s that” Now we’re dancin’ like we lost our minds With a rubber duck keepin’ perfect time Someone yelled “leave!”—we yelled “NOPE” Ordered two more and a side of hope [Chorus] We took a trip in a cocktail Tiny umbrella, big-time dream Vacation in a glass, full sail Salt on the rim, lime in between We’re not in Kansas anymore, babe But this ain’t no ocean shore Just a neon splash off Route 66 And we’re orderin’ more (one more!) [Bridge] Who needs sand when the floorboards sway? Barstools rockin’ like a getaway Close your eyes, hear the ocean roar— …nah that’s just someone yellin’ “POUR!” Quack-quack echo, glasses collide Somebody’s shoe took a waterslide If this is wrong, we don’t care at all We found paradise in a midwest bar [Final Chorus ] We took a trip in a cocktail Tiny umbrella, big-time dream Vacation in a glass, full sail Salt on the rim, lime in between We’re not in Kansas anymore, babe But we know where we are— Right off Route 66 in Missouri At The Pond Martini Bar
