Erika Kirk with the scary eyes, folks all whisper that she’s demonized, one wrong look and your blood runs cold, they say she traded her husband’s soul for gold. Pageant queen with a backstage pass, Trump and Mossad pulling strings en masse, Israeli eyes, they never miss a cue, Erika Kirk’s got the perfect view. Crown on her head, secrets in her stare, One false move and you’re no longer there, They swear she’s tied to the Mossad because her first speech was so very odd. Chorus: Something is off with Erika's eyes. One look from her and you know the scoop. Implicated in conspiracy is no surprise. She's knee deep in the poop.
