calling all gooners and goons alike to UNITE and grip tight lets see if we can shoot a load tonight to a new height I'm a god damn GOOOONER for life heyy yo check itttttttttttt (bitch) I love to grip my tip and take a trip, so when I stroke my pole and lose control, nothing like when I beat my meat to this mother f****** funky beat, so if I'm flicking I'm most likely chokin my chicken after i spank my monkey i get mother f****** hungry (eh eh eh o o o), I rub one out with a lusty shout (ohhhhhhhhhhh god damn) I flog my log like a horny dog,(ruff) I tug the slug till I’m feelin’ smug(sorry), it might be a bad habit when I drop everything just to wax my hard ass carrot I polish my knob till my knees start to bob I can't stop(IM COMING). calling all gooners and goons alike to UNITE and grip tight lets see if we can shoot a load tonight to a new height I'm a god damn GOOOONER for life I high-five my downstairs neighbor below(up high) I play hide the sausage all by myself(where'd it go), I give my cock a private pep talk before I perform (YOU CAN DO IT), I wrestle the one-eyed purple yogurt slinger,(get the f*** over here) I manually reboot my crotch rocket, it's a real humdinger,(YO sniff my finger) I polish the family jewels till they sparkle and shine(like a diamond), I have a heartfelt chat with Mr. Happy, and he's feeling fine so(happy time), I churn my own butter in the shower with power (boom boom pow), I commit friendly fire on my skin flute by the hour (Lord ooohh Lord) calling all gooners and goons alike to UNITE and grip tight lets see if we can shoot a load tonight to a new height I'm a god damn GOOOONER for life I throw a private party for one with my favorite hand guest (well hello there),I shake the milkman till he puked ( put me down) I conduct a 5-finger symphony on my personal trombone(I think i broke it), I give the captain a standing ovation in the wheelhouse all alone(wellllll done sir), I take my downstairs dictator out for a vigorous debate(answer the GOD DAMN question), I practice extreme self-care on the bald-headed ambassador, (you bald bastard) calling all gooners and goons alike to UNITE and grip tight lets see if we can shoot a load tonight to a new height I'm a god damn GOOOONER for life
