Irish Salamander's GameStop fiasco

[Verse] Irish Salamander struts in with flair A stack of games she totes with care Shiny cases like a dragon's hoard She slams them down on the counterboard [Prechorus] The clerk looks up with a smirk so sly "Twenty bucks" he says "take it or goodbye" [Chorus] She shouts "It's a scam It's a rip It's a crime!" "You'd never treat a dude like this anytime!" "Sexism in gaming I won't let it slide" Irish Salamander She's got her pride [Verse 2] "Brand new copies I’ve barely played" "Yet you treat me like a pawn in your trade" She points to shelves stacked high with loot "How much for those? Oh wait Don’t dispute" [Prechorus] The clerk shrugs Says "It’s just the way" But Salamander’s not here to obey [Chorus] She shouts "It's a scam It's a rip It's a crime!" "You'd never treat a dude like this anytime!" "Sexism in gaming I won't let it slide" Irish Salamander She's got her pride