I’m Your Mom, Son

[Intro – Talked, cocky tone] Ayo Larry Jr… You got somethin' to say about my bandana? Sit down. I got somethin' way better: [Verse 1 – Rap] Your daddy bounced me too, don’t act brand new Left me on read after round two Told me I was special, lit my smudge Now I’m holdin’ this baby with a generational grudge You post memes like you healed and woke But you just mad your daddy liked girls who spoke Where’s my check? Where’s the smoke? Where’s your spine when the silence broke? [Chorus – Hook, brat-chant] I’m your mom, son 💅 Call me Big Spirit Baby Mama #1 I got feathers, fire, and tea And your whole fam tree runs through me Your daddy bounced me too Now I bounce back harder — boohoo Where my child support? Where’s your shame? I light candles, y’all just play games [Verse 2 – Rap] Don’t mock my mourning, mock your dad He bounced rez beds like a powwow pad Sweat lodge priest with a player’s past Now you defend him? You won’t last You spiritual on Sunday, fake woke Monday You cosplay elder, I slay all day So go chant by the creek, go burn your sage But your daddy’s ghost still scrolls my page [Bridge – Talked, brat mode] Oh, you mad now? Mad your dad made me family? Oops… guess that makes you my stepson. Come get your plate, baby. [Final Chorus – Repeated, add laugh FX] I’m your mom, son 💋 Rez girl glow with a loaded tongue Daddy bounced me too, now run Where’s my check? I’m done.