Is No Fun, Is No Blinsky!

[Verse 1] Welcome, dear friend, step into my store, A place of delights you’ve not seen before! From the creepy to cute, macabre to divine, Each twisted creation, one of a kind! [Pre-Chorus] A doll that cries blood, a bear with three heads, A jack-in-the-box that’ll fill you with dread. You’ll laugh, you’ll scream, but one thing is true, Blinsky’s toys are made just for you! [Chorus] 🎵 Is no fun, is no Blinsky! Twisted joy for all to see! Bring a smile or a frightful shriek, Every toy’s unique technique! 🎵 Is no fun, is no Blinsky! Crafted here with morbid glee! From nightmares dark to dreams askew, Blinsky’s toys are made for you! [Verse 2] Here’s a doll with no eyes, a mouth that won’t close, A music box tune of forgotten sorrows. A puzzle that shifts into shapes that can bite, And a rocking horse shadowed by moonless night. [Pre-Chorus] Each toy tells a tale, each one has a soul, A giggle, a shiver, they’re part of the goal. No ordinary crafts, these treasures delight, Bringing laughter and terror in equal light! [Chorus] 🎵 Is no fun, is no Blinsky! Playful fears with symmetry! From undead dolls to biting kites, All the fun, both dark and light! 🎵 Is no fun, is no Blinsky! Dreadful joy, so mischievously! Your nightmares need a loving touch, Blinsky’s toys—thank you very much! [Bridge] Oh, and don’t forget—monkey agrees, Blinsky’s creations are sure to please! Each stitch, each spring, all carefully planned, To bring you a joy you won’t understand! [Chorus] 🎵 Is no fun, is no Blinsky! Life and death in harmony! Dancing skeletons, teddy doom, Buy one now, or meet your gloom! 🎵 Is no fun, is no Blinsky! Step right in, and you will see! Leave your world of boring toys, For Blinsky’s magic mix of noise! [Outro] So, friend, what’ll it be? A doll? Or a treat? Something to cuddle—or scream when you sleep? Take one home, it’s meant just for you, Blinsky thanks you—yes, this is true! Cue creepy toy laughter fading into the background.